dceiver:

peterwknox:

rachelfershleiser:

bowtiesinthedungeon:

A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:

 “highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.


Checkmate, serial-deniers.

Yup.

Agreed. Nevertheless, doesn’t part of you wish that Nelson Mandela was an 800-year old demigod and collector of dildoes? I mean, that would be a huge scoop!

2 years ago
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